tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post5532445606794543357..comments2023-11-29T01:47:52.439-07:00Comments on clarity2010: This one was told by Ray Stevens on the Mike Huckabee show the other night on Fox News in between songs but I tell it a lot better than Ray canRelax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-46593780864026421622009-08-03T02:26:13.486-06:002009-08-03T02:26:13.486-06:00What is a polygon? A dead parrot.What is a polygon? A dead parrot.A.http://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-81446122012663321762009-08-03T02:42:51.335-06:002009-08-03T02:42:51.335-06:00You can't talk about dead parrots without ment...You can't talk about dead parrots without mentioning Monty Python: "He passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker". John Cleese.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-71836280681034910882009-08-03T03:51:44.486-06:002009-08-03T03:51:44.486-06:00I didn't come up with that picture, but then, ...I didn't come up with that picture, but then, I don't pronounce Arab the same way as you probably do. :)Sheilahttp://apostcardaday.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-5359464020841775402009-08-03T12:01:56.275-06:002009-08-03T12:01:56.275-06:00Anon got in the parrot comment before I did. So.....Anon got in the parrot comment before I did. So... did you know...<br>Parrots are also known as psittacines (pronounced /ˈsɪtəsaɪnz/),<br><br>(I know you love it when people google things)Carolinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-51270243854530474642009-08-03T20:45:45.042-06:002009-08-03T20:45:45.042-06:00@A. - Funny. :)@Anon - I remember Monty Python. Un...@A. - Funny. :)<br><br>@Anon - I remember Monty Python. Unequalled. Did you see "A Fish Called Wanda"? I still laugh when I see that old movie. Cleese has more comedic talent in his little finger than... well, more than a LOT of people have in their whole body!Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-54273652526504807622009-08-03T20:52:08.013-06:002009-08-03T20:52:08.013-06:00@Sheila - Don't be insulting. :) Americans don...@Sheila - Don't be insulting. :) Americans don't pronounce it that way. It was only a song. And maybe the Bushie DOES resemble Ahab. Or Clyde, for that matter.<br><br>Now I can't find it either, but I swear it was under either Ahab the Arab or Clyde the Camel.<br><br>You don't believe me.Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-91371096325167482012009-08-03T20:53:38.282-06:002009-08-03T20:53:38.282-06:00@Caroline - I didn't know that. (And your pron...@Caroline - I didn't know that. (And your pronunciation guide didn't help me.) But I looked it up in the dictionary and you are right. No way you knew that. :)Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-73490310051408520422009-08-04T06:08:23.207-06:002009-08-04T06:08:23.207-06:00Ahab the Arab was one of our favorite albums as ki...Ahab the Arab was one of our favorite albums as kids. My brother and I used to go through the house singing "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated, Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting, Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills" at the top of our lungs.Janethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-51648493133088322762009-08-04T09:41:48.356-06:002009-08-04T09:41:48.356-06:00the pronunciation guide didn't help me much ei...the pronunciation guide didn't help me much either, in fact when I tried saying it out loud my co-workers had to check if I was ok, I think they thought I was choking on something.Carolinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726024712032035713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-45739206510681316062009-08-05T21:52:51.557-06:002009-08-05T21:52:51.557-06:00@Janet - Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuc...@Janet - Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. :)<br><br>@Caroline - I didn't even try to say it out loud. It made my head hurt just reading it silently. You are a trouble maker. :)Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-69655309470936476262009-08-06T06:33:43.805-06:002009-08-06T06:33:43.805-06:00Please tell me he didn't write the big mac son...Please tell me he didn't write the big mac song. I'll lose faith.Janethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-69949443495735234302009-08-06T20:24:55.160-06:002009-08-06T20:24:55.160-06:00No Janet. It was the only confusing song I could t...No Janet. It was the only confusing song I could think of. Not Ray's. :)Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6498413430541424627.post-27009530825443963672009-08-07T07:57:29.247-06:002009-08-07T07:57:29.247-06:00Whew!There's always "The Day the Squirrel...Whew!<br><br>There's always "The Day the Squirrel Went Berserk at the First Self-Righteous Church."Janethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.com