Kill it...
First kill a turkey. Then take all the fethers out. Next get a big bowl and put the turkey in the bowl and put it in the oven for 1 hour and 30 minutes at 101° F. Once it is done, put salad around it. Then cut some of it and put it in the salad. Next set your table and eat your turkey on Thanksgiving Day.
—William
25 minutes seems right...
First you get a turkey at the store. Then you put it in the oven for 25 minutes. Finally it's done.
—Dom
Shot the sucker and whish...
First I will hunt a turkey and shot it. I will take out the guts and frie it. I take the whish bone out. I will make a whish and pull it. Next cut the turkey. Take the turkey cut the turkey put the turkey on a plate. Finally I get a forck and eat it.
—Hunter
No nonsense method...
First I buyed a turkey. And I took it to my house. Next I turned on the oven and I put the turkey in the oven. Then I wait 30 or 25 min to cook. I take it out of the oven and I eat it.
—Roman
By by...
I would buy a real turkey and pluck his feathers. He would say pugo! I would skin him. He would say peek! I would say by by to the turkey. We had a feast. It was good. I'm a good cook after all.
—Mia
Let's eat!...
First get a turkey and a oven. from the store. second I am going to cook it. I put it in the oven for two hours. Last it's done Let's eat!
—Austin
Stik it..,
First I wold put the turkey in the oven and let it bake for 20 min. Then I would take it out of the oven and stik thermometer inside of the turkey so I know the tempcher inside the turkey. Finally it is done.
—Autumn
Wait for it to cool...
First you take it out of the bag. Next, put it into the oven for 20 minutes at 60 degrees. Then, take it out and wait for it to cool down. Last, get the table ready to eat it when its cooled down and eat it up.
—Melanie
I'd advise you very strongly not to eat any turkey cooked by these kids.
ReplyDeleteI guess I would have to agree. Next year you partake?
DeleteMia is the nuttiest of the lot.
ReplyDeleteFor sure! :)
DeleteI hope you-all are having a wonderful Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteI'm getting the impression it's not that wonderful for the turkeys among us ...
DeleteJerry, hope you had a good one!
DeleteRob, you are not a turkey!
Feminist influence shows through. Women teachers are depraving these kids.
ReplyDeleteHow to cook a turkey:-
Get her to do it, it's what she's there for!
That is all so wonderful. I wish it really did only take 20 mins to cook a turkey.
ReplyDeleteWe cooked 3 of them this year, but deep fried them, there was no way that I was going to cook 3 turkeys in the oven.
I didn't hear any "peeks" from them though, so Mia must have go to them first.