Friday, April 23, 2010

Epitaph


Russell J. Larson
Logan city cemetery
Logan, Utah:

Two things I love most, good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle so I can rest in peace between the two things I love most.



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4 comments:

  1. So? Did the bastards bury him with his hide on? Or did he gradually take on a thigh-buffed glossy sheen?

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  2. I don't know. I was just reading an epitaph collection site. Maybe he was related to that old Australian stockman who had his hide tanned when he was dead. Fred.

    Hey.

    Pocahantas was a damn goddess. With completely European features.

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  3. If John Smith ever wrote a truthful account of anything, or didn't put himself in an heroic light, then that writing has escaped history.

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  4. sounds like a good after life... lol

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